This guy’s roving, roaming days are over! He’s traded in his “little black book” for the old “Ball and Chain!” Cheer up, my good man; it happens to the best of us. In time, you probably won’t even notice it, any longer. This lovely bride seems able to keep his interest without such devices, so perhaps she’ll relent. After all, he’s not likely to be much help around the house dragging that ball around!